I'm not sonic! I'm my original character blonic.

THAT IS ONE SEXY PIG

It's an Easter miracle! the mountains are blue and look at that rainbow

Hello beach said the lonely beach, to him self.

a man under a bridge shouts "you are fat!" at a bystander. I believe this is what they call "trolling"

A young man of the African American ethnic group would like to esquire in to what a 'bitch-ass honky' has called him.

A dinosaur councilor tells me that I'm confused

Pretty much the plot to every porno set in a hospital, and I should know as I am a connoisseur of fine porn

the solar system just got fucked. The sun orbits the earth and is smaller then the moon

some slut takes Mr octopus' daffodil. He doesn't know that she's just going to break his heart

poppies giving the death stare

some girl with red hair thinks to her self 'nice try, perv) She is obviously a massive pervert and has done something