a cooked lobster fighting a very badly sunburned man with red shovels over a boiling red vat of tomato sauce in a red painted room.
unicorn barf
John no. John sticks are not air. Stop john. What would your daddy say.
BEEEEEEES
((draw the coolest picture you can imagine and that will be the correct thing))
homestuck joke
George has just returned home from a stressful day at work, only to be confronted by his hormonal wife and screaming child.
two gay mountains suggest a threesome. Mountain #3 is not okay with this.
nuke the whales for jesus
Cassie... before I die from this ketchup devouring my stomach... Know that i love you.
the dead grape made my mind explode
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