Like ohmigosh I'm a beavercat and I'm from the UK

Oh dear

Sollux Captor floating in space, wearing a fishbowl-style helmet.

A log dripping with molasses

A man, a plan, a canal - Panama!

A tiny man, eating tiny cookies, while standing in a tiny house at the bottom of a large castle.

Mini nuclear detonations bring tears to the eyes of a German

Someone named "Me" died of being cute; no one left flowers at their grave.

Hail the Sailor Homestuck gold star

Smoking too many cigarettes can lead to a one-eyed, one-eared man with a badge

Ducksnake about to pummel someone

Spider gym