God telling hitler he was shorter than he thought. Hitler looks really sad.

A tree growing out of a man's face.

A volcano who has a smokers cough, erupting lava.

A snow globe that evokes fear.

A murder scene.

A football player masturbating with his gear on.

A mexican surfer with no legs.

A flamingo sailing a pirate ship on easy waters.

A present saying 'Hey Tim' to a tea bag in a fancy cup. The present has a bow.

an amoeba eating someone's steaming poop

A latest smart phone taking care of a child.

A hipster waiting in line for an iPad while arguing with a business executive and losing.