There are letters in the pool.

It's Jake The Snake Roberts!

John Cena killed a guy!

One of Hitler's students uses hotmail to submit their homework to him.

This little devil can't decide between Dominoes and hell's pizza. I think pizza sounds nice.

This iron heart of mine... feels so betrayed!

Losing an eye is no reason to be unhappy. :)

A fine bottle of Seda!

Kiss the wall

Oh, damn you, I WILL!

Player turns invisible while still playing basketball

This is obviously not true.