Hisao Nakai forcing Lilly Satou to draw his gun at gunpoint. If you don't know the names, look them up you lazy ass.

A pirate trades his hand in for a PS Vita, only to realize it has [spoiler]NoImprovements[/spoiler]

Jamaican spaceman in a flying saucer that is propelled by tennis balls greets a new moon that has appeared in Earth's orbit.

Obtained: Amber Tusk