A busty Jack Skellington. If Tim Burton were to remake it, he'd have to somehow cast Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp as the same role

your insults have no effect on FABULOUSLY HAPPY MAN

the evil dragon is spewing his atomic breath while informing the people about Google Chrome.

a parallel universe where attractive women are asking me out on a date

a picture describing which scenario inscribes more evil in man, a martini aka drunk being akin to man's potential evil, or the slingshot

some stupid piece of shit flying into heaven, and then below it is the Department of Economic Restitution of Pennsylvania

someone has asked a man about a really over rated cult movie that has one good song, a shitty ending and a lot of weird fetishes.

Julius Pringles is checking you out.

that's the last time I ever murder someone in Unique Character-ville

a crappy drawing of a carrot fighting a broccoli in an arena attended by apples. I can't describe how crappy this is, like no detail at all.

your dad's dad circa 1950, with gray eyebrows and smoking an old fashion pipe.

man is left stunned, as upon reaching heaven, asks what life is, to which god replies "pingi". Man has no idea what is pingi.