Impress me. Fuckers.

Pink Ice cream fell in my hand and now im depressed

your favorite drug

it looks like a fucking ATAT

a frog and a princess smoking a bong under the stars together

sticks and stones and weed and bones

large bodied, small headed man stands over you while you sleep, being the first person you see when you wake up. "Good morning" he trembles

dikey hello kitty girl is tired of your shit

i want to see a monkey riding an apple through a field of diamonds, while an angry hot air balloon chases him

a vampire offers his blood coffee to oblivious nurse

someone who does not care about doodling

balloon wants at least three percent of bananas time.