Chester Cheeta brings the heet-a. (To someone who bought offbrand cheetos).

The earth farts with a giant road sign in the background.

A bleeding pea is really fucking angry.

The duck is on earth. He is depressed. Space is vast and his pond is vaster. Where is his mother?

where is my cat

where is my dog

a fuckin thick bitch

someone linked porn

I DROP THE BEATS SICK BEATS HARD BEATS I AM A BEAT I AM BEAT FROM THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU I WILL BEAT YOU UP YOU HAVE BEEN BEATEN GET BEAT

A shitty dinosaur crying tears because he's a fat piece of shit.

And in the morning, I'm making shark waffles.

Lazlo from camp lazlo siff's a flower. Not sniffs, siffs. Fucker.