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Grimace from McDonald's lost a lot of weight and is trying to break out of prison

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an orange pony stomping the shit out of santa

a homosexual.

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hipster on 18th century bike acting too cool

laser beam eyes killing a smurf

a large, scrumptuous penis

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sad man with a tiki mask on

a chili cheese shit i saw in a port a potty once

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