Dark man in a dark wilderness in making dinner reservations for you.

A scouter is reaching unreasonable readouts. Just makes me want to crush it in disbelief.

HOMESTUCK DUDE GETIN SHOT

What's a bread pitt? I demand a diagram!

You know that scene from Space Odyssey? Its kinda like that

OMG ITS FUCKIN CANDY OH MY GOD SO YUMMY GOOD!FEELSGOODONMYDICKANDSHIT

Crazy lady eating a cat's tail! THE HORROR

A horrible monstrosity incites panic

Hank Hill is in a wrestling match and getting wrestled! MACHO MAN IS COMIN THROUGH!!!!!

A dog with a bowl of spaghetti for a body

Derpy with a glorious golden bowl cut

I believe its hamtarro with a shuriken