This is your brain on drugs

The red dot on Japan's flag split apart and began throwing black tar at eachother

Studdering albino donkey being polite to the skeleton lady

Sir Sticken Chicken decapitates Dark Lord BottleSquawk with his thin, long iron hand (It's a pun)

The Young King of Carrot Flowers

MY KNEES ARE BROKEN AND MY CHEST TURNED INTO A BLOOD-BREATHING DEMON, JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

Someone shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane