A large shoe shaped vessel creates fire where its testicles should be

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Justin bieber on steriods

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A massive tit monster attacks a small village full of lonely children

Large teddy bear attacks a bunch of lonely children.

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Pete wants to buy a new denim jacket from next but he has no money.

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Pete wants a new jacket from primark but he has no money.

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