Jane leaves Bob via handwritten note.

An obese dog eats a snowman but leaves the facial features behind.

A chocolate milkshake is about to be murdered by a spaghetti strand weilding a cleaver.

A house cheerleader. I'll let you guess which type of "house" I'm referring to.

A blue duck trademarks the word "POOP"

A magnificent rainbow fish made of donuts tongues the end of a lit cigarette.

Peering through tent flaps at a red carpet leading to a Poison concert.

Some douchebag has a tattoo of a red and green dragon fighting on his arm/hand.

USA to revert back to the original spelling of "Mehxsakan"

A morbidly obese pacman goes on the hunt for more dots.

Mario fires a kamehameha at a womens lockerroom while stepping on a koopa. A volcano is erupting in the background.

A suicidal clown writes down his final cryptic message before killing himself.

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