An angry 2 hides under the table. He will not be had for dinner!

A ludicrously happy man plays in the ball pit.

An orange vampric lemming silently, and happily, stalking his prey.

I sat and watched the tree for 3 hours. Sadly, it was mostly reruns.

A bomb with an unnecessarily long fuse, similar to the one in the Mission Impossible 4 opening credits.

The cubic comet escaped Earth's atmosphere.

Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight (with a bottle full of beer)

It's a cabbage hoedown! Yeehaw!

Ol' Señor Lopez happily hammer away at his kneecap.

A Thanksgiving dinner with a cast of lovable oddballs.

The priest loudly rebuked Rosie (you know, from the Jetsons, just missing one antenna and with the other in the wrong place).

A pink-frosted Pop-Tart contemplates the meaning of his leftover puzzle pieces.