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THIS MAN IS WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE TURKEY BEING READY

BREAKING: DOLPHIN LOSES RACE OF LIFE! PHOTO FINISH! 1 INCH VICTORY! CROWD GOES WILD!

A fallen red die-cast dragon next to a polka-dot orange shark

RAINBOW SNAKE BATTLE

I am a blue water-type pokemon. I have a tail. I am a final form of a cute normal-type pokemon. Who am I?

I have a sneaking suspicious that this is bait.

Draw a freudian slip

Draw a freudian slip

dolan wnats ur azz

Jeff licks shit.

green monster regurgitates baby