A man, callously refusing to start a new chain, despite the heartfelt plea of what appears to be a somewhat morbid soft toy.

This man is confused. He is also peering through the gap between bunches of pink and purple fairy floss (cotton candy)

A man has just been brutally murdered by broccoli.

A man is disgusted by a friendly horse with a moustache. What a dick

A chicken corrects a misinformed plebiscite, informing him or her that the earth is in fact round

A man holding money that is bigger than him

A man is unimpressed by an offering of an apple x2. Perhaps he prefers microsoft? Or oranges?

"No, seriously, why?" Said the outline of a balrog, or perhaps a mad professor with seriously weird eyebrows

Doodle or Die

A really quite good picture of a purple demon-man, saying he 'can't fucking read that motherfucker' while staring at a pink mobile phone

A very angry face, transmitting the words "Home Sweet Home" out of it's eyeballs

A very excited face, with furry eyeballs

A very squiggly man taking a dump that is bigger than his head. There is no sign of a toilet. How crude.

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