Happy strawberry doesn't realize he has a severe tumor and only has 3 weeks to live

Man vomits because he does not approve of his car's sexuality

Hunk Rump

Video Games

Purple Bowling Ball

Business crab leisurely walks to work excited about getting that new promotion

Man wishes to marry me while exposing his genitalia

I dont even know

Mad Mickey

Classy squid finishes the race.

Man = Fish

Pooptickler