Praise the Christmas Tree.
BLU Demoman with big, bushy hair and BLU Soldier sleeping in a hammock.
Hitler with a 2X4, disapproving homosexuality.
Engineer trying to perform a ninja kick, but hurts his leg.
6 grey balloons, seemingly connected by a green string.
Medic says that Scout is even more "PITH-etic than usual", and Scout tells him to shut up.
A pink-haired man wearing a suit, whose head is floating above his torso (no neck). He is crying and has toothpaste in his hand.
All it was was updates.
I choose the poppy!
Bill from Gravity Falls stating that he sees the reader.
Steve lying dead in a field.
Pig on a lone, floating, grass block.