Dorito Bill looking like he's taking a selfie?? Symbol!Dipper is looking cynical and Symbol!Mabel is just chilling in the bg

Bill, laughing sinisterly, approaches a frightened Mabel who seems to be in a nightgown.

A blue flame has appeared in Dipper's palm! He seems just as surprised as everyone else.

Dipper is apparently in Shrek's swamp. Neither are happy with this development.

Cecil is being attacked by a very large, sadistic-looking purple blob

A very confused potato (or maybe a flesh-colored asteroid) with wings

Cecil has apparently been turned into a caterpillar

Soos discusses obscure GF theories while Stan drinks with great determination

Bill gives Mabel a bloody knife to a very confused Mabel and cheerily tells her to have fun. Her sweater, fittingly, says 'oh deer'

Grunkle Stan... if you MUST own 50 Shades of Gray, the least you can do is hide it!

Bill is overcome by the pure hilarity that is Bag 1 and Bag 2

Dipper feels different, but doesn't quite know why... maybe it's the fact that he's been turned into an especially fluffy cat?