El Mexicano Jesus shines his godly taco at the skies. God rewards him with a bunch of bird corpses to stand on.

A free box that most definitely does not have a secret agent in it ready to snap your neck.

A stickman complains about things being too "imposible". What a baby.

Doodle or Die

A very nice man declares war on jews while stating in German that his ice cream is VERY good.

A blonde woman in a fabulous dress is as giddy as a schoolgirl when she throws the alphabet into the air.

A man with misplaced facial features stares at the glowing cheese with an evil grin.

The serpent uses his trusty Orange Juice flavoured laptop to file a report on a nasty Doodle or Die member.

ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN. HER LOVE WAS AT AN END. ALL SHE DID TO GET HER KICKS WAS STEP ON ALL THE MEN.

An asian man is bald and missing most of his teeth. In fact, he only has one.

A bag of chocolate candies. Little Jimmy is sure getting cavities tonight. Also his father beats him. Poor jimmy.

New Chain

A person drawing himself drawing himself drawing himself drawing himself drawing himself drawing himself drawing himself drawing himself.

The new orange ghost in town gets all the bitches.

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