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A blonde spy, disguised as a sheep, stands over the body of his latest victim. A hydrogen bomb detonates in the distance.

A tiny fluffy kitty smiles innocently with those big cute eyes and little pointy ears from its seat in a puddle of blood.

why the lucky stiff dj's for his students

Gingerbread man assaults a ghost duck with a chainsaw, but it's okay, he's kidding.

A man and his wife review their divorce papers, neither wants to sign first

Lusty potato with flowing golden hair snatches a baby!

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DJ S. Kraken and his sidekick, Noodl Rmz flaunting their endless wealth!

Damn classy gentletatoes.

Electric gingerbread man murders his gingerbread friends.

Angry demons torment Blue, the lovable (if somewhat challenged) canine.

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