Old white guy tries to be "Hip" and "With it" to today's modern inner city youth.

Joffrey dies from poison. His face purple, he points to his uncle and tries to scream.

Adventure time, c'mon grab your friends as we... OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH JAKE? DOGS SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.

The amputee police officer with blue lips rides a flying pair of whitey tighties to escape the sun. no seriously.

We're sick of that fucking Orange duck. Goddamn it. Blue ducks are alright I guess.

Doodle or Die

"Milk Shakes

The "Bleetals" song "We all coinhabit a lime submersible" just didn't sell all too well.

Blood spews out of shower faucet. Showering woman not terribly upset by this.

The SS Titanic attempts to deliver the world's biggest hotdog. But what's this? THE END OF THE WORLD? FUUUUUU

Faj is very wacky. Faj is wearing a flag saying Faj on his head. Oh Faj!

Racist Bluebird insults a rose. Go back to where you came from!

Doodle or Die

King Burger is not impressed by your foolishness.

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