FIRE AT THE DISCO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! That's what you get for installing laser cannons to the disco ball!

a man is confused as to what the perfect gift suggestion is after receiving a grey and red striped tie, AND a wall mount of tits

Hitler scolds robo-Hitler for peeing on the carpet

archers are not fans of masturbation and WILL shoot on sight

grinning bald man(with a single hair) refuses to draw something probably about porn... or sonic

Earthworm Marriage ceremony

Bell the cow revels in her work as a pyromaniac .

A Taco with arms so that you don't even need to move to eat it, it just climbs right in

Jambi screams in horror as cuddlemuffins the cat obtains the power of the rainbow

Girl in bikini questions if her Ash Ketchum could even lift

A magic fan blows all the feels away

a subscription to my favorite magazine

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