The Illusive Man beseeches Shepard for help in applying cosmetics. He has made a complete mess of himself with his ineptitude for cosmetics.

Vriska is both confused and displeased that Tavros and John have chosen to love each other instead of competing for her affections.

A one-armed Hussie shoves his head through Skaia's grape jelly crust and mayonnaise mantle into its atmosphere while waxing philosophical.

Our favorite feline troll submits a confirmatory query as to the possible identity of a certain horn and soda aficionado.

EDI is testing out her new oral flamethrower. Either that or she's performing the most heinous belch in the galaxy.

Roxy's rom has spilled. She holds her martini glass to the heavens in contempt, screaming her soul-crushing agony to the unfeeling gods.

Karkat is so appalled by a Homestuck fan's fanfic and attempt at being a troll that he has a heart attack. The fan sheds a tear of regret.

According to Kawaii Japanese Garrus with his "7HO" eyepiece, Turian mating rituals involve tying pretty pink ribbons on yourself.

LOOK AT THIS CHEESE GOD DAMN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHEESE LIKE THIS SHAPED LIKE A TRIANGULAR WEDGE NO YOU HAVEN'T BECAUSE THIS DAMN CHEESE

Dave has finally realized his lifelong dream; mating with an apple to produce his progeny, Dapple Strider.

Karkat suggests kismeshipping Gamzee and John. Nepeta is having one of this crap, thank you.

God-tier John and Eridan get together to advertise iPods.