Guy playing doodle or die, and cannot begin to think how he could express his current topic through picture form

A fine octopuss sips a hot sup of joe while a less rich octopuss attempts to engage him in awkward conversation

Nigel Thornberry is stabbed cause he is fucking hilarious

Hitler claims he is funnier than a grey dick with orange balls on a Greek pillar

blue ninja turtle

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The Joker, but a black Joker, who is holding a sideways gangsta gun

A train is sad because his doctor has informed him that he has contracted aids from having unprotected trips with foriegn passenger cars.

Two penguins eat chicken

Sadly, it is an image of a furry cat crying over his broken dildos

Some weird multi-coloured muppet is a madd as DJ

I very happy man loves his boner.

An alien has stepped on a rail road spike while walking through long grass and it has gone right through his foot

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