A man tries to change the channel, but this is not a TV. it is a fire.

A dinosaur has a red bucket on his head and a red shovel in his hand. he dances on the beach next to a sandcastle. Fish watch on in horror.

It simply reads: "what is happen?" Each letter is written in a different color.

In their tongue, he is... Dovahkow.... DRAGON COW! "Fus Ro MOO!"

a man quits smoking.

Morgan Freeman at Black Mesa

The Wall

Upside down orange umbrella with a green handle.

IT'S OVER 9000!!!! (What!? 9000!?)

"lol cigarettes r gay, guy lips, Sheeeeeeeit, fuck the kikes." there's also a twisted plus sign. Probably a chain breaker, but that's what is drawn

A blond woman says "Derr!"

You'd even force feed a diabetic a candy cane!!!