Looks like something I saw the last time I smoked DMT. A huge snail in space with the eiffel tower and an alien firing lasers out its eyes

A magical land where all the races of the world come together as equals, and then kill each other in order to determine the one master race

Somebody in the 3d worldrunner world spilled a beer

A morbidly obese cat

Batman is beating the hell out of Barack Obama (or maybe it's Sugar Ray Leonard, black people all look the same to me)

A young girl was just diagnosed with terminal rectal cancer.

Geno (from Super Mario RPG) is running away from home because his mother's cunt smells terrible and he just can't take it anymore.

Two gentlemen in a duel. The type of duel where you take 10 paces, turn, and jizz.

A robot is searching for a turkey

A walking vagina

Pyro is giving all 8 inches of his hot, throbbing cock to Scout from behind. Yeah, that's hot. Yeah, who's the boss? Tony Danza is, bitch.

The cat in the hat is singing along to Genesis songs

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