A man's diseased house shoots blood into his face and turns him into a doctor.

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The Biggest Cuck

The cowboy gets the ultimate weapon of the Old West...the Pickle Lasso!

A man looks up at his one true love, the moon.

In an alternate universe, Erwin Rommel was not stopped at El Alamein and made conquests all the way into Nigeria.

Nazis who have escaped the fall of the Third Reich and are living out their last days peacefully in Nigeria.

A hat crows

dickSUCKER69 logs into his JewTube account with his password ISUCKD

A man think purple is dumb.

A demon cums so hard onto some one's face it causes them to bleed.

Doodle or Die

Harry the kitten is kidnapped by Aliens and calls out for his older brother to help him.

A duck billed fish sings in an underwater cave.

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