someone has just finished painting their fingernails pink! beautiful!

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blue otter pokemon is wielding the new low-calorie supersize baked goldfish crackers as weapons

pikachu is happily walking down the golden brick road

kermit the frog-rattlesnake hybrid is being seduced by a regular kermit the frog, who is sticking his tongue out.

a malformed, near-fainted zigzagoon howls at a pokeball forlornly. more pokemon shit is happening in the background.

man with white afro and glasses boxes the pope, except the pope is made of human feces

man jacks off to abstract erotica. his hand has a happy face

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