The French flag hoisted up a flagpole

The yellow man laments the slothful poplace

Amorphous Oscar the grouch doing dividing his attention between trigonometry, conspiracy theories, and showtunes.

Headless stick figure constellation

Man warns his bro to be gentler this time

Pink girl with kitten blouse tries to wink, but wonks instead

Blonde man with a bucket full of hearts

Poor kawaii girl asks why you would say something so horrible

Nobelium

The Eiffel Tower and The Empire State Building in the midst of steamy affair

An ass-like umbrella protects from red rain...maybe

Lady Godiva-sans horse