The Testicle-Serpent unleashes its greatest attack to defeat Pinkzilla, all under the angry glare of an exploding sun

the artist is disappointed to learn that it is, in fact, Sweden

GBO finally crosses the finish line--a new marathon record!

metal industrialist jesuspunk

A neatly-made bed with a green floral-print cover. Looks cozy.

A man is startled that his elbow has achieved sentience and is capable of expressing emotions

We're all but shadows of our true forms, cast by obscure lights in ever-shifting patterns on to the stony walls of the cave that is our life

John liked his snake collection, so he definitely put a ring on it

Treebeard does not accept Frodo and Samwise for who they are deep down inside

Lord of the Rings featuring a Brokeback-Mountain-esque romance between Frodo and Gandalf

Hitler kills himself and hopes that it sets an example among the German army

Zelda, after applying the Triforce headband, has opened her third eye and become an interdimensional celestial horror