An inbred farmer's daughter with an arm on one side that has a second arm growing out of her elbow. She's attempting to milk a cow.

God has arrived at Satan's birthday party uninvited and is pointing and laughing at the devil in mockery.

Jesus's lesser known brother Dave. He's turning water into cheese wheels. I guess crap like that is why he isn't popular.

Roadrunner has hidden in a bowling ball and is actively trying to escape the villainous Wile E Coyote by knocking over some pins.

A beautiful Amazonian woman in a red bikini demanding snu snu.

Doodle or Die

A threatening note made of magazine clippings. We know where you hid the body. It knows too much.

A Bunnikins mouse pad.

A very cute Leela bird.

Grumps is holding his elephantitis hand at Perplexo in a rage. Perplexo is holding his hands in the air in defiance.

A east European banana nosed, tangerine footed duck in panic after being plucked.

Doodle or Die

Robin is taking a picture with his camera phone of Batman's mutated half man half bat bastard love child eating a taco.

A man taking a dump in an outside toilet in the sun next to a red dog house and a tree, nestled beneath a pair of boob mountains.

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