I hate you so much, I wish I could spit daggers made of hate and kill you.

I'm from the FBI. This clearly isn't bigfoot, and forget you ever thought otherwise.

Crawwling in my skin! These wwounds they wwill not heal!

You'd be surprised at how few people know how to spell "Fashion" these days...

Everything that is wrong with Reddit and ragecomics in general. Seriously.

"At last, the key! It is in my hands! I've done it!"

Two brothers, bound by bro-ship, not blood, & also bound by Paris.

They may take my freedom, but they can never take my eyebrows!

Gaming Journalism

The paper has a negative capacitance, measured in farads

What's a paladin?

Some form of omen regarding the constellation Gemini...