Bitch-ass angel giving you the finger while looking at you like a smug bitch who's going to get his face punched in one day GODDAMN IT

A black man with a sword and money

A prostitute crying inside a circus tent

Toast in a toaster. Unbuttered. Probably burnt too. Also slightly deformed. Retard toast.

A buried copy of the Book o' Stix

Unibrow dude staring at a kid just licking a popsicle

Guy being called a cigarette at the altar while the priest laughs at his faggotry

A guy vomiting blood while some other douchebag touches his face

A retarded Pillsbury doughboy who thinks he's a cat

Mexico Man

A dude named Kees. He's a badass kinda guy that no one hates cuz he's just that cool. Bitches adore him. You wish you were Kees. Goddamn.

A man masturbating to the deaths of literally everyone else in the world

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