A really col carrot smoking a harmonica.

So there's this blonde on the table and she's saying "not like this" and an orange is cumming on her.

A ghost has retroi.

"She want = to fuck" is written in blue. It is underlined. Don't draw this. Just draw what it must mean.

Three boys. The first is wearing no shit. The second has a unibrow and a green shirt. The third has hair. No one has arms.

A man in a sombrero is upset because his sombrero is not festive enough.

Bender misses his body. But not enough to become a non-alcoholic.

Ronald McDonald offers a man some beer. The man is covered in his dead lover's blood who is is shoving in a drunk. He refuses the beer. jerk

A pickle is bombarded by air dancers on his way to rehab. They think he is one of them.

I wonder how I would look in round glasses?

Colored stripes, idiot

May I ax you a question

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