Dat gold digga b takin' his munny. Bitch b no gud white woman, bitch need 2 b taut a leson. shit, nigga, she a gold digga.

A lamp is disappointed in your essay about horse dicks, but is unable to revise it with lamp magic because it's a lamp.

A busty broad with an fabric loincloth that seems to be alarmingly wrapped around a shaft-like object between her legs. A person is watching

Buffbot giving the finger while riding on a skateboard.

A woman cannot do anything on her own, not even her own duties as a woman, and thus is asking a man, (you,) to peel her juice.

A hippie with black man's testicles and a Popsicle for a dick.

The story of a man who died, became a skeleton and then finally evolved into a sheriff. Sorry, never mind, that's the plot of Diablo 3.

This thuggin' mother fucker had sex before he was even old enough to drink from a normal sized can of soda without a straw. Before you.

Evil people actually love rainbows.

A man trapped in a sand clock. Er, the thing where the granules fall from the upper part to the bottom part, but I don't-oh wait, Hourglass.

True horse wang love.

Half man, half fuzzy man.