A tube designed for delivering baked potatoes anywhere in a moment's notice.

An erotically suggestive water commercial.

Did your dog puke on the floor or is that an omelet you dropped?

Smug mother fucker.

Oh man stocks are way down. Looks like a bad day to be working at Enron.

Ash forgot to take Pikachu out of his Pokeball to feed him. Looks like we're going to be having another Pokefuneral.

Caw and Order.

Do you want it in?

The Earth is sad mankind is leaving it to live on some other planet that doesn't let every species live on it like some sort of whore.

An octopus with no tentacles.

Guy in boat arriving at a beach with a sun bather and snake in a box.

A carny informing a women that she has mostly mutated into a bird.