James Franco and his common-law partner, Kimiko-chan the Body Pillow.

A fucking hella smooth dragon. Sure, it's white, but it's one cold-ass honky.

An anthropomorphic number 3 lays down and contemplates the meaning of the sign that reads, "LOL" above a stick of butter. Is life a joke?

A fucking cool snail on fire rides off into a red sunset. Hella smooth.

"Give me your universal game credits, batter-bitch," said the catman, brandishing his knife. Will you, Betty Crocker, stand fo this outrage?

"Oh my God," murmured the potato bug. It had succeeded where others had fallen into darkness. It had found the lost cheese of the covenant.

The sun and moon just hanging out. Neither looks happy to see the other but they're at a crossroads. One must fall for the other to move on.

He's done it. Zack has had his name engraved in the holy chamber pot of gold.

A flaming haired man threatens to toss his positive pregnancy test. It would bring him pain to do so, but he will do it.

A bomb contemplates its accomplishments in life before its fuse burns out. Draw Homestuck and I will straight up murder you.

A green ant tears off a chunk of a chocolate bar.

The worst green hearts ever.