A shark, inexplicably in a living room but with gumption nonetheless attempting to turn on lamp and failing time after time

Bo peep, defending herself with awful puns, being chased by a horny rapist helicopter with sheep comedic relief

A bunch of poorly drawn circlish shapes with a lone P, staring blankly out into the abyss, contemplating suicide

Sadistic Sun dons a shit eating grin as he melts Frosty the Snowman who is pissed but can't do anything like the fucking tool that he is

Female Godzilla breathing fire through her nose and having a disproportionately small head and disproportionately big dragon boobs

Big Blue Bro Bear from space petting Bro Sun without burning and amorphous space dust forming the words "Sup Bro" with space nose

Earthworm finds out dirty lifestyle leads to serious medical conditions (blood in urine)

A living Poop named SJS vomiting its intestines

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Satan Lobster thinks Slowly Roasting (over an open fire) Lizard is pretty cute; Slowly Roasting Lizard more confused than alarmed

Giant Orange Asian Man with Genitalia literally hanging by a string screaming in terror as Trash Truck Driver drives Trash Truck into him

Orange man with a sick beard-sideburn-longhair combo and a noticeable, horrible mole above his upper lip. What a shame.

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