The letter T made of flesh and bone.

Science has wrought duckfish.

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, Nacho, Burrito.

A vase? A nuke in flight? A sad whale? All three? You decide.

Imprisoned mimes are recyclable.

Spy romances sniper's wife.

A coconut doesn't want a dildo, he's fine using his own hands, thanks very much.

Let's hope it won't be having a brush with death.

Dante reads his mail.

Me wanted money, but Granny sent socks.

Anarcho-syndicalist derp.

A hairy mole, a neckbeard, unkempt hair, and an absent septum, and you are giving *me* that disgusted look?