a trumpet that is way out of tune because there is a midget stuck in it!!

a winged astronaut disovers atlantis!!

an angry fat man tries to eat a midget, but he tastes like kaka so the fat man throws him in the air

a barrel full of tuxedo wearing aliens!

a cannibalistic waffle with a dildo

a black man is throwing his coat out the window

a zombie old lady eats poop and tries to sell drugs!

darth vader as a stripper

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a giant waffle destroying destroying new york city

a pink man in a marshmallow hat proclaiming that he found chocolate!