Man put a mouse in his ear to be more intelligent. It's a very phallic mouse.

Man is aroused by a woman's deformed, spindly, pointed legs.

Man with a huge erection wants to make love to a pretzel.

Man sells a Hentai shirt for lots of money.

Fireworks unintentionally form a phallic symbol, the crowd wants the fireworks planning committee fired.

A man desperately tries not to sneeze, while tears stream down his face in anguish.