i think it's one of the pokeymen my nephew plays with on his sega.

shaggy eagerly receives regurgitated nutrients from velma

The gays finally won.

🎵 This is Nyan Cat to Major Tom 🎵

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to masturbate somewhere else. You're making the pokemon players uncomfortable.

AI Murder Drone 1, Humans 0

an unimaginative set of lines, drawn by a slow child no doubt.

Gardener is suspicious of evil flower.

When autoerotic asphyxiation goes wrong, and you can't untie yourself from the ceiling fan.

A man with a genetic abnormality has two legs that end in one single foot. He also has trouble following instructions.

Sacrificed during an opening gambit, a white pawn watches from the sidelines.

Fuck Hamilton. I'm going to write my own musical, with pissing Russian hookers & goldfish.