I'm eating a baseball for dinner.

A terrifying burnt potato has a horrible booger hanging from his nose.

The new iPhone gives head!

A person who can't use the skip button.

a man with a flattened nose paints the truck that caused said flat nose

overly starched laundry

a nesting doll with a foot fetish

a new drink called the earthquake, now with actual rocks!!

uhhhh. a puddle of blood. everywhere.

a pyromaniac marshmallow sets another marshmallow ablaze

a brunette pirate holding a dead child with very long arms

A man sliiiides to the right.