All you need is smiles.

Someone glued blue and yellow pipe cleaners to my n.

Hamburger is stealing my cat.

**Gay**

Chuck E Cheese is confusing me sexually.

Carrot is capable of love.

Deformed blue coconut is unimpressed by jar of piss.

Duke Nukem looks smugly at his vulgar, levitating mini-cigar.

Pointy-nosed Hitler lemon.

ALLRIGHT, WHO GOT KETCHUP ON MY KNIFE?!

A tree trunk. It's funny because it's a tree... with a trunk. Like an elephant trunk. On an elephant. But on a tree.

The face of God.

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