man ascends to astral planes, discarding his skeleton in a pear. he won't be needing bones. in the higher voids, bones are forbidden shit.

molecules gain the ability to speak. the world is drowned in an incessant drone of microscopic conversations. it's annoying shut the fuck up

Alright, check this out: This fuckin fish is crying underwater, but it don't make no sense cuz his tears are water too. How could you tell?

amateur's definition of the "Mean Sun." i laugh at and yet admire this childish attempt. this acolyte must further study the ancient texts.

retarded ass motherfucker casting death spells on skeletons. holy FUCK how can you be so dense? bitch, that your IQ or your shoe size? damn

a hirsute beast, lower surly lifeform, stands & dresses like a human in the sunset. it's unrealistic because creatures do not do such things

strong anime. incredibly powerful anime. muscular anime. the anime that pumps iron day in and day out. this bitch can bench like no one else

elder blueberry with thick purple eyebrows. ant crawls on his beard, declares him "bad news." this ant doesnt know shit. kill this bitch ant

squid attacked by hotdog covered in those crazy colored ketchups that used to be sold by the Heinz corporation before i sent my angry letter

Man lists all the Japanese words he learned from watching anime.

The turtle, cursed like Prometheus, endures eternal the eternal torture of getting paper airplanes tossed at his stomach. Damn...

Blueberry infidelity. Blueberry madness. A tempest in a teacup: BLUEBERRY MURDER. The spilling of azure blood. A way fucked up tragedy.