After 6 years of University, Derek fails his final Engineering exam to the great disappointment of his father who says Son, I am dissapoint.

Large faeces emanating stink lines and steam. Despite the odour, the poo is relatively pleased with it's extraordinary mass and texture.

G-Man watches from the clouds as an orange religious man and a green accountant spontaneously get decapitated. It's a beautiful sunny day.

Man eating a very rare steak. He has wonderful teeth.

A clockwork orange character spies some Smurfs playing soccer

Happy cat is BBQing an entire piglet. His tail is proudly displayed.

A cross section of the testicular ducts. If you would prefer, you can draw a Wombat wearing a fez, smoking a pipe :)

A plum with a green Mohawk haircut sings Christmas carols while trying to control his facial twitches

Blue songstress performs atop a pink and blue star in the middle of outer space.

A chocolate man with a delightful vest and hat. Happy disposition considering he has only one finger and might melt in the heat.

A mentally unsettled orange bird has found a large lettuce and is celebrating by exclaiming to the world that it is, indeed, a bird.

Your favourite scene from Total Recall (or if you haven't seen it, a giant drilling machine looks for Turbinium resources beneath Mars.)