Pig is missing an ear and an arm. He feels rather incomplete, but he's perfect the way he is. I love you pig.

blue pinballs attack red cross badge

Someone stole our corn truck again

Art critic praises the painting of a solemn dickbutt in a green field. Truly a masterpiece.

weaboo garbage

Blue fedora man crawls on all fours whilst holding a rainbow colored camera

The wild gunslinger: Finger n' Balls

Mr. Krabs isn't too sure of Squidward's new S.S. uniform.

Guy holding a feather is amazed that the feather is not a parasite.

Pirate interrogating some dude who doesn't know shit

VHS man to the rescue! Shit, where's my VHS player?

A smiley with dentures. Looks very off-putting.

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