A delicious breakfast; A fried egg, beans, green beans, and mushrooms, spiced with a healthy amount of black pepper, in the sauce of vomit

Spongebob killed a black man with mayo and tinfoil

You got 4 fingers, but only 2 chimken nungents

Standard sunpiss but now with shrek and donkey getting married

Drunk guy signing a sex consent statement

Hamburger is an arsonist. He loves wreaking havoc on innocent citizens.

An arsonist donut fulfilling her dream of burning veggies

Green man group on tour

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A guy pulling out his eye with scissors

Angry blue chick refuses to eat grapes from the bowl

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Peter Griffin's Decapitated head saying "Family guy funny moments"

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